The Good Old Boy
This cutting board is like that reliable friend who always shows up with beer and a working truck. Long edge grain construction wrapped in an honest, no-nonsense aesthetic that doesn't need to impress anyone at brunch.
Those 45° bevels? Cut with the precision of someone who measures twice and still eyeballs it anyway. They grip like a handshake from someone who actually means "nice to meet you."
This board is more dependable than gravity and more consistent than your neighbour Bryan complaining about his lawn. It shows up. It does the work. It doesn't ask for validation on social media.
The finish strikes that sweet spot between "I have my life together" and "don't touch my tools." It's got standards, dammit. It knows what it likes and isn't apologizing for it.
Unlike certain people we won't name (but whose Netflix password you still use), this beauty will stick around. We're talking heirloom territory here. Your grandkids will be dicing onions on this thing while arguing about who gets to keep it in the will.
Built different. Built forever. Built like they actually gave a damn.
The Good Old Boy
This cutting board is like that reliable friend who always shows up with beer and a working truck. Long edge grain construction wrapped in an honest, no-nonsense aesthetic that doesn't need to impress anyone at brunch.
Those 45° bevels? Cut with the precision of someone who measures twice and still eyeballs it anyway. They grip like a handshake from someone who actually means "nice to meet you."
This board is more dependable than gravity and more consistent than your neighbour Bryan complaining about his lawn. It shows up. It does the work. It doesn't ask for validation on social media.
The finish strikes that sweet spot between "I have my life together" and "don't touch my tools." It's got standards, dammit. It knows what it likes and isn't apologizing for it.
Unlike certain people we won't name (but whose Netflix password you still use), this beauty will stick around. We're talking heirloom territory here. Your grandkids will be dicing onions on this thing while arguing about who gets to keep it in the will.
Built different. Built forever. Built like they actually gave a damn.
