Always Ready. Always Reliable. (Unlike Some People We Know.)
Rugged meets practical in a no-nonsense design that channels your inner survivalist. Or at least the version of you that meal-preps on Sundays.
End grain construction built to outlast your last relationship. And your next three, if we're being honest.
Flat bottom? You bet. Rock-solid stability even when you're three wobbly pops deep at that Sunday BBQ. The board stays steady. Your grip on the tongs? That's on you.
45° beveled edges all around for a grip so confident, so reassuring, you'll want to hold it during stressful phone calls.
Juice groove? Of course. Because things get messy. Ribeye? Sure. Onions? By all means. Watermelon? Absolutely. Dignity?—whatever you're slicing, this board's got your back.
Semper Paratus. Always ready to chop, slice, and be the most dependable thing in your kitchen.
Always Ready. Always Reliable. (Unlike Some People We Know.)
Rugged meets practical in a no-nonsense design that channels your inner survivalist. Or at least the version of you that meal-preps on Sundays.
End grain construction built to outlast your last relationship. And your next three, if we're being honest.
Flat bottom? You bet. Rock-solid stability even when you're three wobbly pops deep at that Sunday BBQ. The board stays steady. Your grip on the tongs? That's on you.
45° beveled edges all around for a grip so confident, so reassuring, you'll want to hold it during stressful phone calls.
Juice groove? Of course. Because things get messy. Ribeye? Sure. Onions? By all means. Watermelon? Absolutely. Dignity?—whatever you're slicing, this board's got your back.
Semper Paratus. Always ready to chop, slice, and be the most dependable thing in your kitchen.
